Completed March 24, 2016, after a massive job of reconstructive surgery, this scarlet gentleman is planning for a theatrical career followed by world domination.

An updated version of his video debut is on YouTube now: see Big Red on the Move: The Remake.

Now that he’s retired from show business with his skeleton happily intact, you can write to the Salamander to see if he wants to move on, or to discuss the creation of someone similar for yourself.