Completed February 10, 2018, embodying the solution to the Dormouse Problem – that is, why does a universal lunch have eyes that look straight ahead (the classic mark of a predator)? Simple: put them outside. Dormice don’t quite have eyes on stalks, but they come as close as any mammal to it, with eyes that protrude so far they look round from every angle. The things you don’t see if you don’t look in the right way....

Now she’s done, she could be yours right away... if you can pry her out of the menagerie.... Write to the Salamander to discuss details of the adoption.